School girl one: Did you hear Jessica got herpes?
School girl two: What? No. People say that all the time about her.
School girl three: Its true. The other night she took her boylegs off and there was like a crusty yellow puss on her thighs.
School girls together: Ewwwww.
Brads mind: Pretty sure thats not herpes, hunny....
Store Clerk: ...so that girl is now grown up. Did you see her on Californication? Fuck man, all she did was fuck. Season two, she just fucks her mind out and punches a guy in the face. If my girlfriend punched me in the face i'd be like 'fuck you. You're outta here, bitch". Season 3 the main guy goes to be a professor and just fucks all the students.
Brad: Are you sure that copy of 'The Nanny Season Three' is only $14.95?
